Ep. 55: Wild Yeast and the Weinstein Beast

October 13, 2017

For once, Gwyneth makes some non-Goop related news, but unfortunately it has to do with the monster Harvey Weinstein. Besides ripping the scab off of Hollywood's systemic misogyny we talk about empathy overdoses, infidelity coping strategies, sourdough bread baking, and apps that help you organize your life. Please make sure to follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod. Thanks for listening! 


Ep. 54: Plastic Straw and Sugar Raw

October 6, 2017

This week we take you on a magical journey to the Goop Lab in the Brentwood Country Mart, where one can try all the expensive lotions they can't afford and watch rich people act like their true monster selves. We also learn how terrible plastic straws are, how chiropractors probably shouldn't be diagnosing autoimmune diseases, and how a new sugar subsitute will be taking the world by storm. Plus diet updates, face oil reviews, and a special cameo by BB the dog. Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and follow us on insta @goopyourself and on twitter @goopyourselfpod Woof woof!


Ep. 53: Different Fast and Wines On Blast

September 30, 2017

Huge news! Bryan and Aggie are switching up their fasting protocol. How? Why? Listen and find out. We also discuss the insanity of keto diets, goop's disappointing wine partnership, Gwyneth's pity/bitchy interview face, and the twin tragedies of scar tissue and natural childbirth. Please continue to rate and review us 5 stars and follow us @goopyourself on insta and @goopyourselfpod on twitter. Dhanyavaad!


Ep. 52: We Believe In Everything

September 22, 2017

This week's goop is all about dead people - talking to them, understanding them, and becoming them yourself. Aggie and Bryan go though the ringer (mediums, near death experiences, psychics) and realize we believe it all, every word of it. Thanks goop! We also touch on fancy baths, at home workouts, and pyramid scheme charities. EDIT: APPARENTLY A GHOST IS HAUNTING US - PLEASE EXCUSE THE SOUND ISSUES ON THIS EPISODE. IT GETS BETTER AT ABOUT 16 MINUTES. WE'LL TRY TO FIX IF POSSIBLE! Please follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod and rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts. See you later!


Ep. 51: Magazine Bonanza Bonus Episode

September 19, 2017

We get deep into Goop Magazine Issue One Fall 2017. It's a real paper object that you can flip through! We talk Bento Boxes, Racist Travel To India, Cool Fonts, Kitchen Healers, Reiki, Grief Getaways, and more. Follow us on insta @goopyourself and on twitter @goopyourselfpod. God is good!!!


Ep. 50: Goop Yourself Diamond Jubilee!!!

September 15, 2017

Guys, we made it to episode 50! This week we celebrate ourselves, as well as Goop's magazine launch and expansion into retail. We talk Vitamin C, poop samples, Lake Tahoe, face brushing, and mini trampolines you bring to work! Plus diet updates and Canadian reviews. Please follow us on inst @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod. Thanks, eh!!


Ep. 49: A Twist of Lyme

September 8, 2017

This week goop is all about Chronic Lyme Disease. You know, that dehabilitating condition caused by tick bites that may or may not exist. GP and co. give us advice from a sextet of doctors who recommend everything from antibiotics to controlled vomiting and bloodletting. There's also talk of denim trenchcoats, $100 acne masques, and terrible parental advice. Plus, Aggie & Bryan give their diet updates and celebrate the imminent launch of goop's glossy magazine. Please follow us @goopyourself on insta and @goopyourselfpod on twitter. Gomawo!


Ep. 48: Colonoscopies and Cockroach Milk

September 1, 2017

While the TINA investigation is still in full force, Gwyneth fiddles while goop burns and tries to distract us with tons of content and podcast appearances. We discuss alternative animal milks, expensive acne treatment, colonoscopy prep, parties in the Hamptons, and trends in denim! We also have an intermittent fasting update and read your reviews live! Keep those 5 stars coming, and follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod. Dank je! 


Ep. 47: What’s TINA Got To Do With It?

August 25, 2017

It's been a HUGE week in the Goopiverse. TINA (Truth In Advertising) is recommending Goop to be investigated for harmful and illegal health claims. Can you believe it? Unfortunately, this means the newsletters will be a snooze for the foreseeable future (no more Yoni eggs or earthing.) Aggie and Bryan catch you up on the latest legal news, discuss their fasting strategies, and guide you through a field of avocados, denim, and nontoxic bug spray. Remember to follow on insta @goopyourself, twitter @goopyourselfpod, and rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. Спасибо!


Ep. 46: Gwyneth’s Two Top Tools

August 18, 2017

This week's goop is all about Barry & Phil, two old shrinks who may or may not have sex with each other. They devised "The Tools," tricks that will help you defeat "Part X" and live your best life. Sounds boring? It is! Luckily Aggie & Bryan dive deep into their first fast day, Grace & Frankie, and 90s diet gurus. Thanks for rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts, our beloved tomatoes!