Ep. 62: I Love You Goopy

December 8, 2017

The goop newsletters are extremely abbreviated and disappointing so Aggie and Bryan review this fall's two hottest movies, Woody Allen's "Wonder Wheel" and Louis C.K.'s "I Love You Daddy." We do finally get to goop, touching down on modeling with your children, Hannukah recipes, martinis, pops of color, and sad smoothies. Follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod. Blessings! 

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Ep. 61: Female Breadwinners and Fake AIDS

December 3, 2017

Aggie and Bryan return to the pod after a glorious Thanksgiving. We discuss why men are assholes for wanting to make more money than their wives, and why mothers are assholes for telling their daughters their teeth are "tarnished." We also address the controversy surrounding the new Goop Health Summit, who Dr. Kelly Brogan is, and why Dr. Jen Gunter wants to take her down. Follow us on insta @goopyourself and on twitter @goopyourselfpod. Please rate and review us on Apple Pod. Joyeux Fetes!

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Ep. 60: Merry Goopmas and Happy Goopmukkah!

November 17, 2017

Yes it's that time again, the Annual Goop Gift Guide! We cover everything, from antique canoes and feathered sex rings to pet psychics and homeless marathon runners. Whether your kid wants a wooden jump rope or a $9500 bar cart, look no further than Gwyneth Paltrow's sick little mind. This holiday season go to Goop Yourself for all your gifting needs. Happy Thanksgiving! 

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Ep. 59: Van Cleef and Vinegar

November 12, 2017

This episode we talk about sleep strategies and why unplugging before bed seems impossible. Bryan recounts his initial trip into the world of retinol and Aggie debates whether to go on a high carb sweet potato diet. We also discuss diamond company sponsered art classes for little girls, clean hair dye, drinking apple cider vinegar, veggie side dishes, and Louis CK's disgusting new movie. Be sure to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and follow us on insta @goopyourself and on twitter @goopyourselfpod.

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Ep. 58: Beauty Sleep and Belly Fat

November 3, 2017

This week we talk about sleep. How do we do it, why do we need it, and what drugs we need to take to get there. Goop delves into drastic weight loss solutions, fall floral prints, how women can stay creative AND find love, and pressure cooker recipes. Thank you for your patience as we address our audio issues! Be sure to follow us @goopyourself on instagram and @goopyourselfpod on twitter.

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Ep. 57: Virus + Toxins = Cancer

October 28, 2017

Wow this episode is long! You're very welcome. We battle on Twitter with a certain "doctor," but he is small potatoes compared with The Medical Medium, who triumphantly returns to goop on the wings of Spirit and insane thyroid cancer advice. We also talk about off-season Hamptons, winter squash, Jean's beauty regime, healing mushrooms, and literary novels. Follow us on instagram @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod. Be sure to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. Spirit says: Thank you! 

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Ep. 56: Lip Stain and Leaf Peeping

October 21, 2017

It's Saturday and we're drinking wine! We talk retinol, fall foliage, lip stains, and SIBO (Small Intestine Bacteria Overgrowth.) We include harrowing audio footage from Jules Blaine Davis, a kitchen "healer" who thinks she invented the concept of snacking. We also debate the 1998 Best Actress Race and share our thoughts on the Marvel Universe. Follow us @goopyourself on insta and @goopyourselfpod on twitter and don't forget to rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcast. We promise to read your reviews next week!

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Ep. 55: Wild Yeast and the Weinstein Beast

October 13, 2017

For once, Gwyneth makes some non-Goop related news, but unfortunately it has to do with the monster Harvey Weinstein. Besides ripping the scab off of Hollywood's systemic misogyny we talk about empathy overdoses, infidelity coping strategies, sourdough bread baking, and apps that help you organize your life. Please make sure to follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod. Thanks for listening! 

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Ep. 54: Plastic Straw and Sugar Raw

October 6, 2017

This week we take you on a magical journey to the Goop Lab in the Brentwood Country Mart, where one can try all the expensive lotions they can't afford and watch rich people act like their true monster selves. We also learn how terrible plastic straws are, how chiropractors probably shouldn't be diagnosing autoimmune diseases, and how a new sugar subsitute will be taking the world by storm. Plus diet updates, face oil reviews, and a special cameo by BB the dog. Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and follow us on insta @goopyourself and on twitter @goopyourselfpod Woof woof!

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Ep. 53: Different Fast and Wines On Blast

September 30, 2017

Huge news! Bryan and Aggie are switching up their fasting protocol. How? Why? Listen and find out. We also discuss the insanity of keto diets, goop's disappointing wine partnership, Gwyneth's pity/bitchy interview face, and the twin tragedies of scar tissue and natural childbirth. Please continue to rate and review us 5 stars and follow us @goopyourself on insta and @goopyourselfpod on twitter. Dhanyavaad!

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