January 21, 2022
We talk about the launch of GOOPGLOW Cloudberry Exfoliating Jelly Cleanser, the Keep Your Hands Off My Vagina candle, 30 second detoxes, DKNY leisure ware, Gerda's immunity soups, Goop's continuing shipping woes, non-dairy milk makers and more!
January 15, 2022
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We're reviewing all the new offerings off the Goop Kitchen winter menu!
January 14, 2022
The Goop Detox is here and we're not doing it, but we're talking about it anyway. Plus, Andrea Long Chu's disembowelment of Hana Yanagihara, Gerda's views on IF, smoothie city and more!
January 7, 2022
Goop came out with its annual detox but nobody can get it. Goop Kitchen released its winter menu. Amanda Chantal Bacon gets roasted by Business Insider. Alison Roman joins CNN. Plus, Jennifer Freed's 2022 astrological predictions, Jean's new bath oil, And Just Like That vs. Emily in Paris and more!
December 17, 2021
We talk GP's Crypto flop, And Just Like That ep 3, Alison Roman's New Yorker profile, the return of Elise (to our nightmares), sex toys for penis havers, Megan's Ridgewood rec, a new scalp detox, Agnes' manifestation journey and more!
December 10, 2021
Gwyneth makes a comedy video, Goop launches hand creme, G*nter takes a bath, Gerda bakes with rye — plus, discounted face oil, shampoo waiting lists and more!
December 4, 2021
Agnes moves to the Valley, Bryan finally gets into turmeric, and Goop is coasting on the fumes of their underwhelming gift guide. We talk cashmere shorts, Glennon Doyle, $1500 hotel rooms, Jessica Seinfeld, cookbook plagiarism, chicken (with mushrooms and/or dumplings) and more!
November 19, 2021
We discuss the failure of Goop At Sea, The New Yorker's review of Sex, Love, and Goop and GP's Kimmel appearance. Plus vegetarian holiday recipes, Jean's $82 body wash, Sia's $2000 jacket, Megan's lentil soup, aspirational loungewear and more!
November 5, 2021
Gwyneth poses in Gucci while we review the brand new 2021 Annual Goop Gift Guide. Plus, a directory of sexologists, vintage cakes, boyfriend breakfasts, marble body brushes, bunny butt plugs and more!
October 29, 2021
Well, ONE OF US watched all six unsufferable hours of Sex, Love, and Goop. We discuss the couples, the therapists, and every mode and method of sexology burned into our corneas. Plus fall fashion, clean cookware, savory whipped cream, auto-astrology, kale teethers and more!